So that's why the charger thinks it's a six volt that won't hold a charge...

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03/09/2016 at 15:34 • Filed to: None

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I’ve got a date with some baking soda and a wire brush tonight. Also, FYI the explosive bolt positive terminals on an E39 cost $400 for the OEM part alone...then you get to thread it the length the car through the trim into the engine compartment.


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Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Battery Tender Unnecessary
03/09/2016 at 15:37

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Wow, somebody was nice enough to leave you some cotton candy.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Battery Tender Unnecessary
03/09/2016 at 15:38

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pour a little Coke on it, stand back and be amazed.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > HammerheadFistpunch
03/09/2016 at 15:40

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I did, some coke zero...I didn’t drink the rest of the bottle after seeing the results.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Battery Tender Unnecessary
03/09/2016 at 15:42

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Right?! Scary effective. Chemistry for the win.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > Battery Tender Unnecessary
03/09/2016 at 15:42

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So, maybe the battery tender was necessary?


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > Sweet Trav
03/09/2016 at 15:55

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May have been too effective, bad battery + a tender means it’s constantly trying to reach a point if chemically can’t, accelerating the corrosion. More troubling is that the previous owner went for a battery that was the correct spec technically but the wrong size for an E39 M5. So there was cardboard folded to shim the battery in the enclosure.


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
03/09/2016 at 16:14

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mmmm carbonic acid


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Battery Tender Unnecessary
03/09/2016 at 21:52

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This is on an E39?

Doesn’t look anything like the battery compartment on mine.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
03/10/2016 at 14:27

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Yeah, M5. The battery compartment is in the middle of the trunk since there’s no spare tire.